Ephraim -- From the Outer Darkness

me as Neopets shows me.


The music is from my favorite movie, La Cage Aux Follies. Click to turn it on.

I owe Roanna, my mother, for these splendid day lillies. I bet you didn't know a man could like flowers and still be a man. As soon as she adopted me the first time, she took me out for something to eat. My original owner, long ago, left me starving. I am not sure what Roanna (now Roanna_np) will do for me when I return from the outer darkness and am reborn in the next few days. She could have created a limited edition creature, but instead she remembered me as she was touring the pound.

She did not find me there of course. I have spent nearly four years in the outer darkness, and she has spent four years away from Neopets. She did not see me there, but she saw what I might look like and saw a way to bring me back home.

She even chose a proper name for me. The name I had when I was alive last time was the main reason I was not retired to Mystery Islan with my sister, Felicite, and brother Nia1.

I, may be a bit smaller and have a tuxedo of feathers, but just because I don't play football or soccer or climb trees does not mean that I am not strong and flexible. Drama and dance take energy and stamina. If you don't believe me look at the pictures. I am no 90 pound weakling and Yule Brenner and Teli Sevalis were both bald. So am I. Women used to consider bald men quite attractive, so too do some men.

Let me also add, that my original parent long ago was someone very uncomfortable with his own sexuality. You can see that by the official name he gave me, Twat_Licker. I would hate to be that former parent's wife or girlfriend, and if he is lucky enough to have one, I do feel quite sorry for her.

I plan to be helping Roanna in her store, Cassini, when she chooses to run it. I know how to be polite, and I look forward to serving the customers. I don't think the Battledome is for me. Roanna (now Roanna_np) says she plays a lot of golf and something called Chemistry for Beginners. She is quite serious about that game.

I am going to be a youngest brother of two sisters Rosalita and Shanti. They were not sure they wanted a brother, but Roanna (now Roanna_np) explained to them that I will not be like other males. I am ready to return and some morning my sisters may find my mother bringing me home. I guess my story has a happy ending after all, or maybe a happy beginning.

If you want to reach Roanna at Neopets please neomessage her. She can also be reached by regular email at ehkuhall7@tacheiru.every1.net.

TL at dance practice